Am i just dumb?

I noticed there arent much people currently living or residing in ny.
Whats up with that ?

If you live upstate there's no jobs these days, if you live in the city your constantly surrounded by hipsters and yuppies, if your on long island your surronded by people who's only life achievement is having a good last name and not being from jersey, if you live in albany, chances are your some kinda junkie...

at least that's my theory