i love you alton brown

oh alton. you are the most inspiring punk rock cook in a wasteland of boring foodnetwork shows. You making cooking more fun and interesting. i never thought about not melting butter to make hollandaise. Stuffing is EVIL. wash those chickeny hands. humorous, unconventional, intelligent(dare i say FUCKIN genius?), sexy (esp when there is a shot of you from above and you are looking at the camera over your glasses..hoooooooo boy. i quiver in my pants.)

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